I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.Please shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman.Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?.I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion.I’m jealous of people that don’t know you!.The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.Use these savage insults in a friendly manor to diss your friends without being too serious! Light-hearted funny insults written to be purposely less disrespectful while still good to roast your friends with.